Just a Sad Little Turk

Just...FYI.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 19:35:02 GMT

mtgreno's Halloween party:

all4science dressed as your aunt.
bestoftheclones dressed as a bottle of Protovar.
goddamnpilot dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
hisphoneismine dressed as Zorak.
jenny_ova dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Krystal.
lovesongsonwar dressed as a safety for the Cardinals.
magichipcookies dressed as the Dreadful Power Ranger.
notaclonereally forgot to put on clothes!
prettiestclone dressed as a god.
qbsephiroth dressed as Grover Cleveland.
shelenack dressed as Tom Cruise.
snapeinmidgar dressed as Dave Chappelle's father.
snapettes dressed as something angry, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
sneakywute dressed as Captain Picard from "Star Trek", and it suited them all too well.
toughestclone dressed as the Duke of Exeuline.
trashengineer dressed as a cigarette.
vingetsfuzzy forgot to put on clothes!
witchtifa dressed as a pirate.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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ahem

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:35:01 GMT

I got some great pics of Sephiroth and that witch today with Ris helping me. Except for that one part where those idiots started doing...THAT.

But it's okay, I forgive them for any and all trespasses against me. Because the pics are very very good.

And I wonder if I'm allowed to show Valentine? You know, the sexy pictures of his girlfriend? Were we not allowed?

-RENO

As Yuffie would say: "GROSS-NESS!"

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:11:18 GMT

Which Final Fantasy 7 character will you marry? by Akumabito
Username
Age
Sex
You will marry...	Elena
On...	March 19, 2035
How many kids...	20
Why...	You gave them puppy dog eyes

Quiz created with MemeGen!

And that, my friends, is what we call FUCKING SICK.

-RENO, MASTER OF BARFING ALL OVER HIMSELF.

Jello and Fond Memories

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:40:48 GMT

I am completely spent. I took about about a thousand pictures today. Anyone who has ever had a camera should realize that is is FUCKING LARGE AMOUNT.

But it's alright. The fond memories of this particular event will sparkle down through the ages, thanks to my fucking awesome photography skills. Special thanks to all the kids who were my subjects.

Some highlights:

1. When Valentine started throwing jello. (motion capture wasn't too great with this, kind of blurry. I guess he was going too fast.)
2. When Zachary got pegged in the ear with said jello. (got good pics of this)
3. When Aeris finally joined in. (for some reason, Zachary was blushing. Got good pics. Nice one, Ris.)
4. When Sephiroth's hair turned green. (the pictures should last a LIFETIME.)
5. When those hot lesbians started making out. (ah, brings a tear to my fucking eye)
6. When everybody ganged up on Sephiroth and totally pwned him. (thank you, guys. I owe you for that one.)
7. When Sephiroth tasted like green jello for like ever afterward. (can't really get this with a picture, you'll just have to take my word for it.)
8. When that witch girl Tifa came in. BUAHAHAHAHAHA! Valentine's FACE! (so got a picture of that.)
9. When Tifa also discovered that Valentine was a good throw with jello, and totally pwned him in return. (ah, girl fucking power. Am I right, ladies?)
10. When Elena came in and jumped Zack. (hah, now I have those pics too. BLACKMAIL. Maybe I should show Shera?)

Ah, great fucking days. But now that I am emotionally and physically drained, I think I shall fucking sleep now. It takes a lot of energy to give birth to pure genious.

-RENO, the GOD of photography

((no idea when this happens, really. Use your imagination, I guess.))

ANNOUNCEMENT

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:26:45 GMT

Okay, everybody. I have an announcement to make. On LiveJournal. Which counts cause everybody reads it. Make a note.

Okay. Here we go:

SEPHIROTH IS MY BOYFRIEND.

There.

Hrm...maybe I should change my avatar?

Nah, he's still creepeh stalking me. So it still...works, I guess.

-Reno, Mastah of Homosexuality (err...something. -_-)

P.S. Sephiroth is hot. So hands off.

P.P.S. No, I'm NOT KIDDING.

((notice, no cussing! XD!))

College is too cool for school.

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 16:09:39 GMT

It really is. I have learned the life of a college student, and it's going to be really hard to go back to highschool for the last year. Oh, I'm doing this from college on their FREE HIGH SPEED INTERNET COMPUTERS FUCK YEAH!

College students do the following:

1. Sleep fucking in
2. Drink fucking beer at fucking frat parties
3. Get free internet from the fucking library
4. Have tiny fucking dorm rooms
5. Have no fucking parents around

Things I hate about college:

1. ...
2. ...
3. ...Oh, yeah. Fucking Cory. I hate fucking Cory.
4. ...
5. Yeah, that's about it. Although they could get better modern art. Their's is kind of creeping me out.

Things I like about college:

1. Getting fucking wasted
2. Taking compromising pictures
3. Being underage and still not assumed to be a freshman
4. Becoming an honorary member of the local frat club for impressive liquor consumption
5. Sephiroth

-RENO, HONORARY FRAT CLUB MEMBER AT 17! W007!

((so totally post sex0rz))

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:44:06 GMT

Right. So I'm the best fighter in all the known universe.

It's been fucking proven.

Well, maybe not so much "FIGHTER"...as much as "ORATOR."

Fucking yelling skills, AWAY! I'll cuss all y'all out, bitches!

MOM, Lucy, Hojo, Kazoo, Loz and Bitch? I'll level you bitches with my l337 yelling skillz! Your EARS WILL BLEED!

-RENO

There Will Be No FIGHT

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:53:12 GMT

Sorry, folks. My fucking awesome tournament is now cancelled. Why don't you go cry about it?

Or, you could actually go and get a hobby or something. I hear crocheting is popular this year. Maybe Jenny could make Kazoo a widdle pink sweater?

-RENO, dictator of the free world

New List

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:06:20 GMT

Okay, here's the list of all who WILL BE FUCKING FIGHTING:

Sephiroth
Valentine
Bitch Yazoo
Bitch Kadaj
Bitch Loz
Snape
Snapettes
Cloudy
Yuffie
Zachary
Elena (ONLY IF ZACHARY FIGHTS)
Cid
Tifa
Jenova
Lucrecia
Hojo

Anyone fucking else?

And, yeah. Sephiroth? Here's a hint: YOU NEED TO PRACTICE MORE WITH YOUR SWORD. I know I said you were the One before, but I lied. You fucking suck and need to practice a lot more.

You're also a fucking bastard.

-RENO

Hunting Snapettes AND Galian

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:29:26 GMT

Okay, I would like to tape the following fighting:

Snape (bring tremendous getting high skillz)
Sephy-weffy (bring sword or else)
The Snapettes (bring bad typing skillz)
Cid (bring mop)
Valentine (bring fuzzy skills)
Witch girl Tifa (bring witch skillz)
Jenny (I hear she's good at fighting) (bring purple skin skillz)

I would also be pleased if the Nurse or the Lunchlady were to fight, too. They must bring their "evil skillz."

It doesn't matter who is fighting. It could be Cid VS. Snapettes VS. Jenova, Sephiroth VS. Valentine, Galian VS. Snapettes VS. Snape, or a free-for all rumble (which is preferred). If you people are not willing to work with me, then I will have to..."arrange" it. And you know I fucking can.

I could get fucking big money selling that video on TV. I'm willing to split it, too, in exchange for your cooperation. If you don't fucking cooperate, then you'll get no money after the fight is over.

And, if anyone actually WANTS to fight and I forgot about you, then I'm sure I can fit you in somewhere.

-RENO, MASTER DIRECTOR

Leave me alone

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 04:32:49 GMT

I'm going to go play Magic. For a while.

So don't talk to me unless you want to play.

-Reno, Red Deck Master

Hunting Galian

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 18:37:28 GMT

Sephiroth and I are going to hunt Galian at the party. The ninjas are not coming with us, something about the dental plan not being worth it.

I hope that Vincey-boy does not eat me. I mean, Sephiroth'd be okay, but if he ate ME, then the world would stop spinning and then the world would end in firey ball of doom and...etc.

So, it would be better for everyone involved if Sephiroth would just SUCK IT UP AND FIGHT GALIAN FOR ME.

Besides, he does have that fucking huge sword. Galian doesn't stand a chance, right?

And, Zachary, my ninjas have finally told me that Shera enjoys coffee and...get this: TUNA. Like, as in the sickest fucking breakfast food in the world.

So, tuna fish and toast. Shera's favorite breakfast. Make it with coffee and she'll probably pee her pants with joy.

And, hopefully, you'll give me some sort of edible trinket for my services.

Reno, dark lord of castle Greyskull. MUAHAHA, take THAT SKELETOR!

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 01:06:16 GMT

Note to self: Do not let Sephiroth make me stay up all night EVER AGAIN.

The crick in my neck is killing me. So, I guess the only solution is to have my ninjas assassinate him, all revenge-like.

Be afraid, Sephiroth. Be very afraid.

On another note, Elena has a boyfriend or something. Which is totally weird. His name is Zack and he can make one heck of a giant hamburger. Quite nice, Zachary. Quite nice.

And there seems to be some new girl on the nerd radar. Shera. And Elena didn't warn me at all, that fucking jerk.

Shera is partial to dwarves. Sick.

- Reno, the master wizard (buaha, Tseng)

Willing to deal

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 18:38:38 GMT

Okay, Sephiroth. I'll make you a deal. I'll give you all my pictures of you getting a manicure from Divy, and you give me any and all incriminating pictures of me. That way, we'll both get out ahead.

-Reno, Overlord of Newmore

Mysteries Afoot

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 16:33:37 GMT

Took a shower this morning in my sisters bathroom. Half of the shampoo and conditioner have mysteriously gone missing. I have a suspect in mind; he probably felt the need after my little sister made a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch using his hair at lunch.

Sephiroth is currently playing Gamecube with my little sisters. I guess he's a forgiving chap.

Note: Still need to do math and physics homework. PROCRASTINATIONYEAH!

I'm gonna go pwnz Sephiroth at Super Smash Bros. The bastard is pwnzing my sisters.

-Reno, lord of Terinoth

No, I DON'T!

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 21:27:33 GMT

So, yeah, Sephiroth's living at my house. But it's more my mom's idea. Shouldn't have made the story so dramatic. She watches Lifetime, too. A complete sucker for a sob story. He's staying in my sister's room. She's probably going to be pissed off if he leaves long hairs in her shower.

I have a feeling he's not gonna try to beat me up anymore. Get this, he has a fucking CRUSH on me. Like, ew.

And uh...Sephiroth's house is creepy. Like, "Morgoth's Lair" creepy. Creepy creepy. We were over there to get the rest of his crap, and man. His basement is a total evil laboratory. No wonder he's fucking crazy. And I found out his mom is...purple. Like, blackmail material. YEAH.

And seriously, you idiots have it all wrong. Sephiroth does has pretty hair, but that's not the issue. The issue is that he's a fucking abusive moron. Maybe he'll get beat up after school on Monday or something. That'd teach him to STALK ME.

-Reno (the master of R'Alnoth)